Dear Facebook,

So you are trying to tell me that I'm a single, unemployed student.

Well no shit. I noticed.

To get to the point:

1. No, I do not want to meet Hot Canadian singles (through Facebook)
2. No, I do not want to attend Kwantlen Polytechnic University (Kwantlen? Are you kidding me? Check my education info you stalkers.)
3. No, I do not want to attend Daniel Packard's FlirtFest (what in the fuck?)
4. No, I do not need a part time job right now (yes I'm unemployed, I noticed)
5. No, I do not have the desire to lose 10lbs right now (although I should get on it)
6. No, i do not want to travel
7. No, I don't want to take Sexy diva Dance classes (can I come to watch though?)
8. No, I do not want to attend Douglas College (see #2)
9. etc

Thanks,



IVT